Best movie quotes of 2007

Wilson: Misanthrope seeks misanthrope. Honestly, if you respond to this ad then you are probably not the kind of woman I'd go out with. I guess I'm lonely and it's new years and I'm willing to embarrass the hell out of myself with this ad. About me: My girlfriends over the years have been intelligent and beautiful, in the end they have all broken my heart, whatever that means. My friend says I have to have a foto, so here it is. Talk to you soon. Wilson.

Superman: The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian crystal tech far better than cacti, but next time you catch a chill, give me a holler. I'll warm you.
Lois Lane: You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?
Superman: No, just the x-ray.
Lois Lane: You're bad.

Guy: I was going to tell you everything eventually.

Mr. Edward Magorium: Mortamer fetch.
Mr. Edward Magorium: Stupid zebra.

Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.

Elly Carpenter: You wanna blowjob? I suck dick good for ten bucks.

Jonesy: Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?

Miranda Hollander: For their punishment Zeus gave them women.

Capt. Joe Grusinsky: I don't need any more guns in my life, that's for sure. But you should have one to be safe. It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

Phil: I've gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
Juliette: We have a pool?
Phil: Uh, no.

Nika Boronina: So are you going to kill me?
Agent 47: No.
Nika Boronina: You don't want to fck me and you don't want to kill me. I've never felt so much indifference in my entire life.

Ronnie: Operation Stupid is officially over.

Mr. Parks: "Most people go to their graves with their music inside them." - What was Mr. Holmes saying? Come on guys, it's not that hard. He's saying that most people die without discovering their own genius, without expressing the uniqueness that makes them special.

Paige Hardwicke: Oh, let's see the new Colin Farrell movie.
Carter Webb: Oh, let's not.

Bo Duke: And what did you see?
Luke Duke: I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.
Bo Duke: A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?
Luke Duke: Thank you.

Stanley Philipps: So what have you been up to, John?
John Phillips: I'm studying to take the GRE.
Stanley Philipps: Good. You're going back to school?
John Phillips: I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Stanley Philipps: That's great. What for?
John Phillips: Law. Or medicine. I haven't decided yet.

Erik Kernan Jr.: The Jermaine story I covered. It was a good fight.
Ralph Metz: Yeah, I buried it.
Erik Kernan Jr.: But why?
Ralph Metz: Something's gotta be buried.
Erik Kernan Jr.: That's what high school wrestling's for, right?

Reporter: Jude! One word for your fans?
Jude: Astronaut.

Lord Asriel: I wouldn't recommend the Tokay, gentlemen, it's corked.

George: What are you drinking, Bruiser? Oh, is that a bottle of Cock Block?