Key Decisions (series 1)

[Gob is getting ready to perform his escape from prison trick.]

Gob: Hey, is there a private bathroom I can use?

George: Uh... [taps the in-cell toilet with his foot.] You're looking at it.

Gob: No, I can't use that. I, uh, I need privacy. I've always been that way. Come on, if I'm going to pass this key, I can't do it in front of all these other guys.

George: Well, we could ask them all to leave, but uh, they've been locking the doors.

Gob: I've made a huge mistake.

Good Grief! (series 2)

Tobias Funke: Michael, you should really try to find a way to release your feelings. Otherwise, they could come out at an inopportune time.

[Tobias looks into the refrigerator.]

Tobias Funke: Where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?!

Pilot (series 1)

Lucille: I'm giving the company to Buster.

Michael: Buster? You're giving the company to a guy who thought the blue on the map was land?