Leprechaun: Are you Holly Kennedy?

Holly: If I am will you sing at me?

Leprechaun: Yes.

Holly: No, I'm not.

Leprechaun: Please don't make this an issue. I gotta sing and deliver a letter.

Holly: A letter? What's the song?

Leprechaun: 'Yah Mo Be There'.

Holly: Oh please don't. Just give me the letter.

Leprechaun: I could get reported!

Holly: By who? The leprechaun union?

Leprechaun: You know, I was in an off-Broadway play with Al god damn Pacino. I don't need this shit. Want the balloons?

Holly: No.

Leprechaun: Fine!

[Holly sings to Judy Garland DVD, wearing Gerry's boxers, shirt, suspenders and jewelry, when people walk in.]

John: What is that smell?

Holly: I wasn't expecting company. Mom, don't clean.

Patricia: I'm not. I'll just organize the garbage.

Denise: We did try to call first.

Sharon: Are you drunk?

Holly: No!

Ciara: Do you wanna be?

Patricia: Ciara! [To Holly] What happened to your head?

Holly: Pimple.

Patricia: You're not showering?

Denise: You always squeeze too hard.

John: What is that smell?

Holly: It's me, all right?

Sharon: Hey, hey, hey, don't be like that.

Holly: Like what?

Sharon: Like the only lonely widow in Gotham City.

Holly: I'm just exhausted.

Denise: Yeah, well, what are you doing, two shows a night?

Holly: Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?

Gerry: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark.

Gerry: Oh, no, I don't know what I said.

Holly: You said it. You know you said it.

Gerry: I don't know what I said... but I didn't mean it.

Holly: Yes you did. You mean everything you say.

Gerry: Sometimes I mean nothing when I say something.

Holly: Something is never nothing. It's always something.

Gerry: Most of what I say is nothing. It's just something to say.

Holly: No. Men say it's just something to say in order to get away with saying something... but they know they're saying something everytime they say it.

Gerry: Say what? What did I say?

Holly: You said at my mother's, you would have a baby, but that I'm not ready. TO MY MOTHER! You might as well have said I'm a lesbian!

Gerry: I know I should know this darlin', but are you mad at me?

[Holly ignores him.]

Gerry: Baby. Holly. I did something, right?

I did something bad, right? Should I know what it is? Or is it something maybe you just think I did?

[Holly stares at him.]

Gerry: No. No. I did it. I did it! It was a bad, bad thing I did, and I'm sorry, luv. Holly, come on, will you? Holly, wait, baby... you have to let me in on it. Or are you waiting until we're in the apartment before you talk to me?

[Holly walks to their front door.]

Gerry: Are you gonna make me sleep in the bathtub again?

Holly Kennedy: I don't want to make any mistakes.

Gerry Kennedy: Then you're in the wrong species, love. Be a dog.

Gerry Kennedy: I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.

Patricia: You know the worst thing for a parent... second after losing a child? Watching your child head for the same life you had. You can't stop it. It's a terrible, helpless feeling. Makes you angry all the time. And I've been angry. For a very long time. I'm exhausted.

Holly Kennedy: Do you think we'll ever see dad again?

Patricia: No sweetheart, never. So you have to stop waiting.

Gerry Kennedy: Dear Holly, I don't have much time. I don't mean literally, I mean you're out buying ice cream and you'll be home soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter, because there is only one thing left to tell you. It isn't to go down memory lane or make you buy a lamp, you can take care of yourself without any help from me. It's to tell you how much you move me, how you changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Holly. And for that, I am eternally grateful... literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you're sad, or unsure, or you lose complete faith, that you'll try to see yourself through my eyes. Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I'm a man with no regrets. How lucky am I. You made my life, Holly. But I'm just one chapter in yours. There'll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don't be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for that signal, when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love you.

Patricia: I bet you've had a hard time walking into a room full of people on your own, right? Yeah. I know that. I know what it is not to feel like your in the room until he looks at you or touches your hand or even makes a joke at your expense, just to let everyone know... you're with him. You're his.

Sharon McCarthy: You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.

Gerry Kennedy: Kiss me arse!

Holly Kennedy: Kiss mine! In English!

Daniel Connelly: What do women want?

Holly Kennedy: [whispering] We have no idea what we want.

Daniel Connelly: I knew it!

Holly Kennedy: What do you think?

Daniel Connelly: I think you're hot!

[Holly gasps]

Daniel Connelly: Sorry, I have a syndrome.