Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali...in Hell!

Willie: Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!

Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.

Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!

Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Short Round: I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?

Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.

Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.

Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?

Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...

Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?

Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?

Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?

Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Short Round: I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?