Young African American male in Michigan: And I was watchin' TV one day, 'and they're showin' like some of the buildings and areas that had been hit by bombs and things like that, and while I watchin' I got to thinkin' like', "There's parts of Flint that look like that, and we ain't been in a war."
Katie Couric: I just want to say, I think Navy seals rock.
George W. Bush: Sure a dictatorship would be easier.
Jeffrey Tobin: If there was a statewide recount, under every scenario, Gore won the election.
Narrator: It won't matter, just so long as all of your daddy's friends on the Su-preme Court vote the right way.
Marine Recruiter: You ever thought about bein' a Marine, man?
Potential Recruit: Uh, thought about it, but I got a wife and kid now.
Marine Recruiter: Even more reason to join.
Britney Spears: I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that.
Chosen answer: (202) 225-2536. It's not that major a revelation in the film, as his number's publicly available on a variety of sites.