Jersey Girl
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Bart: Try acting like a father, shit-head.

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?

Ollie: Isn't that cute? It's 8 o'clock and you both get a bottle.

Ollie: George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex." Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?

Ollie: Why don't you go get yourself a boyfriend?
Maya: Why don't you go get yourself a girlfriend?
Ollie: I spend all day working and spend all night with my kid.
Maya: So you would rather spend time with your daughter than get laid?
Ollie: Yeah.
Maya: That's sweet. I'm kind of crushing on you, Trinke.

Will Smith: 'Ey, you Brickman?
Ollie: No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.

Maya: Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are.

Boy #5: Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.

Maya: I do it at least twice a day.
Ollie: Good God.

Ollie: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.

Girl #1: My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus".

Ollie: "Cats" is the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.

Gertie: Did Mommy like New York?
Ollie: Yeah, she loved it.
Gertie: Then I guess I will too.

Bart: You know, you really had me scared for a moment there.
Ollie: Awww, who knew. All these years you were nursing a little stage fright.
Bart: Not that, smart-ass.

Maya: Man cannot live on porn alone.

Boy #3: My Mom says my Dad has brown eyes because he is full of shit.

Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not mommy.
Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back.

Factual error: In the scene at the beginning of the movie when Ollie is driving his new born daughter to his father's house in New Jersey, you can see the new Time Warner Center on the New York City skyline. The Time Warner Center was not built until 2003, yet in the movie, he was driving seven years earlier.

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Trivia: Apparently the beginning of the movie, where Oliver's wife dies, is based on a personal fear of Kevin Smith - he was terrified his wife would die while giving birth to their daughter and didn't know how he would survive.

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Answer: Trinkie.

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