Last Action Hero (1993)

Jack Slater: Look! Elephant.

Jack Slater: Let's say this is a movie. How many times have you heard someone say, "stay in the car," and the guy doesn't? What happens?
Danny Madigan: He saves the day.
Jack Slater: Or, gets killed.

Jack Slater: I think the taxis are bulletproof.

Danny Madigan: Watch it, Jack. He killed Mozart.
Jack Slater: In a movie?
Danny Madigan: Amadeus. It won eight Oscars.
Jack Slater: I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout. Thanks. Now, no more movies.

Whitney Slater: Freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey, got it?

Tony Vivaldi: Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but, uh, I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci.

Benedict: Here, in this world, the bad guys can win.

Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie.
Jack Slater: No, this is California.

Jack Slater: I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway.

Danny Madigan: I mean, where are the ordinary everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie.
Jack Slater: No, this is California.

Jack Slater: Who the hell are you?
Danny Madigan: Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid.

Jack Slater: And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The studio should let me know when they are planning a stunt. You know, you are the best celebrity look-alike I've ever scene. If you get to Los Angeles, call my office. We can get you shopping center openings.
Jack Slater: Look, I don't really like you. All right? You brought me nothing but pain.

Dekker: Slaaaaaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Frank: We mostly talk muzzle velocities. Guns.