Curly Sue: These tights itch... These things stick to your butt.
Grey Ellison: Want us to walk you inside?
Curly Sue: No, I got it, but thanks for asking.
Bill Dancer: Give us a kiss.
Curly Sue: Please, we're in public.
Bill Dancer: Good luck.
Bill Dancer: You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry.
Curly Sue: And if she doesn't come out - We freeze our nuts off.
Bill Dancer: You don't have any nuts to freeze off, honey.
Trina: I don't usually smoke cigars, it's just that my friend had a baby.
Bill Dancer: I'm not her father. I met her mother one night in a bar. Some people get VD from a one-night stand, I got a baby.
