Taggart: I know how we can run everybody outta Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Lamarr: Too Jewish.
Lili Von Shtupp: A wed wose. How womantic.
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours, ni**er.
Taggart: We'll head 'em off at the pass!
Hedley: Head 'em off at the pass? I hate that cliche!
Chosen answer: Reverend.
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