Ace: Tell them what I'm saying. [To Wachootoo tribe] I come in peace.
Ouda: White devil say, "I will harm you."
Ace: I couldn't help but notice that Eqinsu Ocha part. Did you just refer to me as White Devil?
Ouda: This how they know you.
Ace: Leave that part out from now on. [To tribe] I represent the princess.
Ouda: I am a princess.
Ace: War is hell. The last thing we want is a fight.
Ouda: I want to fight. So go to Hell.
Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
Ace: Nonsense, poopy pants!
Ace: Excuse me. Your balls are showing. Bumble Bee Tuna.
Ace: Hey, what are you? H.R shove and stuff?
Ace: I must tell you, I do not wish to fight you. Violence is no longer in my nature, but if you want it, you got it, sister!
Stewardess: Peanut?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky but I consider it carry-on.
Ace: Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
Answer: Not if somebody climbed up and gave him some water to drink.