Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.
Peik Lin Goh: Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.
Astrid Young Teo: God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.
Wye Mun Goh: Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
Rachel Chu: I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.
Felicity Young: You can explore hell, you dog turd.
Rachel Chu: I'm so Chinese. I'm an econ professor that's lactose intolerant.
