Best TV quotes of 1993

Selling Out - S1-E9

Frasier: Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.

Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?

The Post-Modern Prometheus - S5-E5

[After spilling coffee on his lap.]
Mulder: Great, now my crotch will be up all night.

C.C.: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Niles: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

Lt. Arthur Fancy: The future keeps telling us what the past was about. You make the past mean different things by the way you use the time that comes after.

Wade Swoboda: I love you like a Sister.
Grace Kelly: Oh, Wade. I'm Southern. Please don't tell me you love me like a sister.

Superman: But, when I save a life, in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out: Why I'm here, and how I can make a difference.

Filburt: You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.

Lord Bowler: Uh oh. You hit the sheriff.
Brisco County Jr.: Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.

The Way of the Warrior (1) - S4-E1

Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Williams: I'm here to teach you to find the truth in the media. Because there is a difference between what they say, and what is real.
Mr. Turner: That was very good. Watch this: Hunter, what did he just say?
Shawn: Something about Israel.

Phaneron ★

Day of the Dumpster - S1-E1

Alpha 5: Ai-yi-yi! What do we do?
Zordon: Teleport to us, five overbearing and overemotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
Zordon: That's correct, Alpha.
Alpha 5: I was afraid of that. (00:07:20)

Quantom X ★

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: How about a cruise for our honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker: We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: That was a river raft.
Ranger Cordell Walker: Close enough.

Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Fitz: I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble too much. I am too much.

Det. John Munch: I don't like to form attachments with people. They either get suspended or throw china at you.

O'Neill: I'm Catholic, Captain, I believe in anything that makes me nervous.

Younger Pete Wrigley: Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole.

Bradley Buzzcut: Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.

Darien Lambert: Visual mode, Selma.