Best TV quotes of 1988

J.J. Jeffson: Well, you know what the Lord says: "Go forth and multiply, and fill the earth."
Bill Gillespie: But I don't think he meant for you to do that by yourself.

Alf Stewart: He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Wayne Arnold: Butthead.

Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Roseanne: If my parents move to Lanford, I'm gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing them away.
Dan: Honey, Honey, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.

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Quarantine - S5-E4

Kryten: What a smee... What a smee... What a smee - hee.

Casual Person

Michelle: You're not on drugs or anything, are you?
Austin: I have fragmented REM cycles. I'm slightly schizophrenic.
Michelle: Is that why you sleep in a tool cabinet?
Austin: Sensory deprivation tank. Helps me dream.

Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.

The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I don't want to marry Madge Cartwright. I want to marry her maid, Rose.