Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Flick: We should be grateful. Think of the starving millions in Africa.
Joe: Name one of 'em, Flick.
David Addison: This place was great before Miss Hayes came along. Fun times, no rules, no deadlines.
Agnes DiPesto: No cases.
Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.
Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?