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Quotes from Jerry Seinfeld

Below are a few quotes involving Jerry Seinfeld - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

Kramer: It's a write off for them.

Jerry: Write it off what?

Kramer: They just write it off.

Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Kramer: Do you?

Jerry: No, I don't.

Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.

Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

Elaine: Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye.

Jerry: No. There's not. There's less.

Elaine: Well, maybe there is and we just don't know it.

Jerry: No, trust me. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

Elaine: So you're saying that 95% of the population is undateable?

Jerry: UNDATEABLE!

Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?

Jerry: Alcohol.

Jerry: Let me ask you someting. If you named a kid "Rasputin", do you think it would have a negative effect on his life?