Air Force One quotes

President James Marshall: Pease is not just the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.

President James Marshall: I trusted you with my life!

Agent Gibbs: So will the next president!

The Fugitive quotes

Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!

Sam Gerard: I don't care.

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade quotes

Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us.

Indiana Jones: I know Dad!

Henry Jones: It's a new experience for me.

Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time!

Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane!

Indiana Jones: Fly, yes! Land? No!

Henry: Come on, Junior.

Indiana: Dad, will you stop calling me Junior?

Sallah: I don't understand. What is this Junior?

Henry: That's his name: Junior! Henry Jones, Junior.

Sallah: I thought his name was Indiana.

Henry: The dog's name was Indiana.

Marcus: Can we go home please?

Sallah: Haha, you were named after the DOG!

Indiana: I have a lot of fond memories of that dog.

[Over the deafening noise of ship engines.]

Indiana Jones: Are you crazy? Don't go between them!

Dr. Elsa Schneider: Go between them? Are you crazy?

[Two Nazi planes fire on our heroes who have managed to take a biplane.]

Indiana: Dad, you're going to have to use the machinegun! Eleven-o-clock! Dad, eleven-o-clock!

Henry: [Pulls out his watch] What happens at eleven-o-clock?

[After tossing Col. Vogel out of a zeppelin window, Indy looks back at the stunned passengers.]

Indiana Jones: No ticket.

[Everyone madly scrabbles for their tickets.]

Indiana: Dad! (turns to the right)

Henry: What? (turns to the left)

Indiana: Dad! (turns to the right)

Henry: What? (turns to the right)

Indiana: Head toward the fireplace!

Elsa: What's this?

Indiana Jones: Ark of the Covenant.

Elsa: Are you sure?

Indiana Jones: Pretty sure.

[Henry and Indiana are in a dogfight with the Germans. Henry tries to fire on a German plane, and mulches the tail of his own plane.]

Indiana: Dad? Dad! Are we hit?!?

Henry: More or less... Son, I'm sorry... they got us.

Indiana: A dead end, how do we get out of here!?!

Henry: I find, if I just sit down and think...

[Henry sits in a rocking chair, triggers a lever, and opens a staircase, down which Indiana falls.]

Henry: ...the solution presents itself.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom quotes

Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?

Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?

Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?

Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...

Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?

Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.

Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.

Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!

Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.

Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!

Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali...in Hell!

Raiders of the Lost Ark quotes

Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?

Indiana: Try the local sewer.

Indiana: Give me the whip.

Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the whip.

Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the whip.

Satipo: Adiós, señor.

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.

Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

Sallah: Indy, there is something that troubles me.

Indiana: What is it?

Sallah: The Ark. If it is there, at Tanis, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.

Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

Indiana: Now you're getting nasty.

Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?

Indiana: Give me your torch. [He drops it in and sees why.] Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Six Days, Seven Nights quotes

Robin Monroe: If you were half a pilot, we wouldn't be on this island!

Quinn Harris: I'm the best damn pilot you're ever going to meet!

Robin Monroe: Ha! I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time!

Star Wars quotes

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Han Solo: It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

C-3P0: But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid.

Han Solo: That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose, Wookiees are known to do that.

Han Solo: That was luck.

Ben Kenobi: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back quotes

Princess Leia: I'd as soon kiss a wookie!

Han Solo: I can arrange that!

Princess Leia: I love you.

Han Solo: I know.

Princess Leia: Why you half-witted, stuck up, scruffy looking....NERFHERDER!

Han Solo: Who's scruffy looking?

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi quotes

Han Solo: I think my eyes are getting better - instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur.

Han Solo: I love you

Princess Leia: I know

Han Solo: I have a bad feeling about this...

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